It's a list of different people's First World Problems. Some of them are very funny, poignant, and appropriate.
But every once in a while someone will post something that shows they just Don't Get It. A First World Problem is not something that focuses on the big picture. It doesn't shine an obvious light into the differences between you and the unwashed masses.
Take, for example:
"We have so much healthy, nourishing, delicious food that it won't all fit in our refrigerator."
"My house is so large that the wifi won't reach my room."
"People who don't vaccinate their kids."
"My garage is too small for my collection of Ferraris."
These are trying too hard to illustrate the difference between the First World and the Third World. (The last one, BTW, is not a First World Problem but a One-Percenter Problem. A lot of those often get mixed in with the FWP page.)
A good FWP is something so minor and trivial that it could only be an issue to someone who has all their basic needs taken care of. It doesn't illustrate the kinds of things that people in the Third World covet, it's something they wouldn't even understand.
Here's a good one:
"The automatic flush sensor at my work toilet is too sensitive and always flushes too soon. I routinely get a splash of cold water while i'm still sitting on the toilet."
That's one that I experience all the time, and it drives me nuts.
Here are some of my personal First World Problems:
- The organic orange juice containers at Whole Foods are always sticky on the outside.
- I cleaned up cat puke 3 times today.
- My break at work is never long enough to go eat a snack, go to the bathroom, and clean up. I feel bad that I usually take about 18-20 minutes instead of the allotted 15.
- Now that I finally have time to write a blog post, I can't think of anything good to write about.
I've been working on one post for a few weeks, but it's kind of stupid so I'm not inspired to finish it.
It's based on this First World Problem:
Shopping in Chicagoland is way harder than it was in my old home. Stores here (mostly groceries), for some reason, never have what I'm looking for. And what I mean by never is... occasionally. I can never (occasionally) find something on my list, and then I have to buy some poor substitute.
Since I've moved here I've sometimes had to drive to four different stores to find one single product. This is unacceptable! I'm an American consumer.
Whole Foods in particular is a constant disappointment to me. They often have the same brands that my Co-op in Champaign had, or a similar product, but never the exact same thing from the same brand that I came to love in my old home. So after much whining and wailing about how Whole Foods sucks, I will buy some replacement item. I'll get used to the replacement item and buy it for a few weeks, and then... they stop selling it. Repeat the cycle.
Why, God, why? Why is my life so hard?