Let me preface this completely juvenile post with the following insight: Human beings are pattern-seeking animals. Organizing non-identical shapes into patterns and symbols helps us to speak, understand, read, and write. It helped our ancestors to identify dangers in the wild.
This propensity for pattern-seeking has some interesting side effects, though, like when we see a family of ducklings in a cloud or a pineapple in a Rorschach test. Some times it gets downright wacky, and people who think about Jesus all day become convinced they've seen him in a pancake.
With that in mind, here's a website I stumbled upon recently: Things That Are Doing It.
The site has all kinds of fun pictures that, if you are a 12-year-old boy like me, you think are dirty. Some of them are not in any way intended to be dirty, but if you have "doing it" on the brain, you start seeing it everywhere. Like, for example, this Russian graph:
Oh, yeah, that blue line totally wants it bad.
There are a whole lot of pics of everyday things that resemble naughty bits:
Some of them are obviously designed to be dirty:
And some of them, it's just puzzling what the hell they were intended to be:
My favorites are the unintentionally inappropriate ones:
And my very favorite one of all? Jesus "enlightens" the little children:
It's really hard to fathom how the designer of this light switch could have been so naive. I have to believe it was someone so blissfully awash in thoughts of The Lord that they couldn't conceive of Jesus even having a penis, much less sharing it with the beautiful children. Someone who lived in a world far, far removed from priest molestation scandals, or things that do it in public.
Tim-Alone No More
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